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BERLE Eddie Cantor, ladies and gent lemen _?·MJSICj_ _CANTOR PLAY_ON ^ a i Jt (APPLAUSE) (CANTOR LEAVES HIS TABLE, CROSSES STAGE TO JOIN BERLE AND DURANTE) CANTOR Jimmy, this is silly ???╜?╟≤ Row oan you say you?╟╓re only thirty-nine - why I remember when I first introduced you to my five daughterso DURANTE Yeah, and they all promised to marry me as soon as I grew out of my short pantsi BERLE Jimmy, you can?╟╓t kid us ~ DURANTE Who?╟╓s kiddin?╟╓? .... T?╟╓ll prove ... Here, look at my drivers license. (HE TAKES OUT MALLET, OPENS IT AND SHOWS BERLE HIS DRIVERS LICENSE.) BERLE (READING FROM LICENSE) . .. "Jimy Durante Age thirty-nine ..e Type of Vehicle Covered Wagon?╟╓.?╟Ñ DURANTE Yeah - but the horses had power steering?╟╓ BERLE Your witness, Eddie